Six Things Men Don’t Want To Find In A Woman’s Home
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Six Things Men Don’t Want To Find In A Woman’s Home
By: Meghan Krein
The other week, I told you how to decode your man’s home décor. Well, this week I thought it only fair to turn the tables. So, ladies if you’re planning on inviting your date over to your place anytime soon, do a quick inventory, and if you discover any of the items below, it just might be time to make a trip to the trash.
Felines: Clichés exist for a reason. So if Puss and Boots greet your date at the door by coughing up a hairball on his pant leg, the guy is going to imagine your bed looks like a litter box and won’t want to nibble on your lady bits.
Used Condoms: Although this piece of evidence clearly illustrates you’re having safe sex – which is a major plus – it also shows you’re having it with other men, which is a major minus.
Your Parents: When you invite a guy back to your place, he assumes it’s your place. So, if you’re still crashing at Mom and Dad’s, wait until you’re paying your own rent before you introduce your man to his potential in-laws.
Pregnancy Test: Spotting an e.p.t. will make him think you’re in the market for a baby daddy and send him running faster than Usain Bolt.
Taxidermy: Unless it’s Halloween, showing off an animal carcass above your bed is not dead sexy. One look at the stuffed bobcat and badger and he’s going to wonder exactly what he’s in for.
Stripper Pole: Some men may fantasize about strippers, but very few actually want to date one.
Meghan Krein
Meghan hails from Iowa, home of corn and pigs, which explains why she lives in Scottsdale, Arizona. She earned her master’s degree in clinical psychology and works in the mental health field. Meghan has over 13 years of experience in behavioral health, specializing in relationships and sex. Fun facts about Meghan: She once worked as a counselor in a men’s prison, judges people by their astrological sign, is addicted to exercise, and adores a martini.
What Your Guy’s Home Decor Says About Him
What Your Guy’s Home Décor Says About Him
By: Meghan Krein
Going over to a guy’s house for the first time can turn you into a bundle of nerves, wondering if he’s just inviting you over to get some action or if he genuinely likes you and wants to get to know you better in an intimate setting. But, at the same time it can be a great opportunity to scope his place out and discover what he’s all about. It’s time to put all that Nancy Drew reading into action. Below are a few things to be on the lookout for and the meaning behind them.
- A Musical Instrument: No matter if it’s a guitar or set of drums, this guy has emotional problems. Get ready to play therapist while he plays tortured love songs.
- Wine Rack: A man with a rack has class. It shows he’s cultured, really enjoys the taste of alcohol and likes entertaining. So, sit back and let him entertain you.
- Pets: Unless you spot a python and a freezer full of rodents, pets are a clue that he’s domesticated. Expect cozy nights curled up on the sofa with your man – and Fido.
- Pictures of Family and Friends: He’s the guy next door. He loves life and wants to share it with everyone. Um, just make sure his ex is out of the picture.
- Stuffed Animals: This is his first time living alone and he’s scared. You should be too.
- Old plates of food in the sink: He’s a mommy’s boy and never had to do anything for himself. Maybe after you finish scrubbing those dirty dishes, you can sew the button back on his jacket?
- Incense: He does drugs and invited you over because he’s paranoid the cops are going to raid his place any moment. At least if you’re there, you can take the fall. Well, if you loved him you would.
Meghan hails from Iowa, home of corn and pigs, which explains why she lives in Scottsdale, Arizona. She earned her master’s degree in clinical psychology and works in the mental health field. Meghan has over 13 years of experience in behavioral health, specializing in relationships and sex. Fun facts about Meghan: She once worked as a counselor in a men’s prison, judges people by their astrological sign, is addicted to exercise, and adores a martini.
